#I am not interested

[cruelangelscrypt]

And if they ever ask about me, tell them I was more than just a great set of boobs. I was also an incredible pair of legs💋

[solmarillion]

ok RINGS OF POWER RANT/VENT TIME

i’m on tolkien twitter and you know you've fucked up as showrunners when celebrimbor fans are literally clinging to individual frames of the same few shots of charles edwards just to have something different to look at. because all of celebrimbor's story beats have been given to OTHER CHARACTERS. getting seduced/deceived by sauron? given to galadriel. befriending dwarves? given to elrond.

and before you say “but it’ll happen in season 2!” there are 8 episodes. if the leaks of the destroyed eregion set are evident of anything, there is a significant chance that they are planning on killing off celebrimbor in season 2. 8 episodes left. 8 episodes that will also be stuffed with OTHER plotlines they set up. how is that enough?

and no i'm not accepting the recasting as an excuse anymore. if this is gonna be jeff bezos’s self-aggrandizing pet project, he has literally infinite money, the production could be delayed if they cared about telling celebrimbor's story. but they don't.

they had letters, props, ideas they had planned to use and didn't. because they decided inventing a story of galadriel being seduced and deceived by sauron was higher priority than telling the story of celebrimbor that tolkien wrote, and more importantly, that FANS WANTED TO SEE

celebrimbor is such a beloved character, and literally the ENTIRE REASON that the rings of power even exist! the events of LotR wouldn't have happened without him! and YET. it's somehow acceptable to treat him as a side character in his own story???

to make this even worse, i have literally seen people on tolkien twitter claim that celebrimbor “isn’t important”. the elf who made the rings of power. not important. when the show is LITERALLY CALLED “RINGS OF POWER”

i’m probably checking out emotionally after s2. celebrimbor is my favorite character and it’s really sad how little the showrunners and writers actually care. here’s hoping the russians decide to take on the second age and give celebrimbor a rock opera adaptation like he deserves.

[bjfinn]

Another day, another DM from another young woman. Smh.

What part of "I'm gay" don't you understand??? It's not a choice -- it's the way I was born!!! You're not going to "convert" me!!! Leave me alone ffs!!! 😭😭😭

[simplyghosting]

Friend of my mom keeps wanting me to visit and I can’t help but suspect ulterior motives after learning her son is newly single

[bugsnbooze]

a few drawings i originally made for the emote redraw collab thing. these aren't the only ones I made but I thought these crusty things would fit right in here :)

[alch3mic]

You really like monsters, huh?

i am a certified monster lover.

..truthfully though, skeletons are about as tame as my interests get.

[gimmick-thief]

please stop reminding me of the incident

[marlow-holly]

Since I’ve encountered a recent uptick in DM’s from people only interested in sexual conversations (or something along those lines) I am making it publicly known that:

I AM NOT CURRENTLY INTERESTED

I will block you faster than I block bots

[decarbry]

hey iirc i saw you were looking for fic reccs on twitter? hopefully im not misremembering haha. anyway if that wqs you, you should check out 'If lost, please return to Present Mic' by nomumomo it's a funny and cute little fic.

Yessss I am finally submerging into the fic world! Thank you for the rec, I will check it out!

[rachel-974]

Hi Rachel, do you know the dream?!Can you design it?!

I'm not a fan of this guy... Plus I don't like SMP things... Sorry.

[consult-sherlockholmes]

Not interested, piss off. That is not how you get me to click something. 

[batclawsss]

Can weed bots stop dm ing me pls and thank you

[agoddamnrayofsunshine]

As an asexual person I can’t tell you the amount of times where I’ve had to clarify to people that this means we would not be having regular sex. Other queer people, mind you, have always assumed that even though I’m asexual we would still be able to have a sexually active relationship, I have had to explain to a lot of people that knowing I’m asexual and actually being with me as an asexual person are two very different things. Asexual representation is great but please not every discussion around asexual people needs an asterisk to clarify that actually you can have sex with asexual people because no. Not with me. Not with many others I know. Why do people assume that asexual does not actually mean asexual? You can’t freak out when I have a low sex drive after you have just told me that all asexual people are valid pls

When it comes to asexual allyship a lot of people wanna have their cake and eat it too (pun unintended). People like a lil 'aces are valid' moment but don't actually unpack compulsory sexuality. People see sexless queer representation and always clock puritanism before they ever clock asexuality. No one's actually reading the ace theory and texts coming out. Everyone keeps doing surprised Pikachu faces whenever a conservative or TERF says they're against asexuality despite the fact ace activists have been saying since day conservatives are not anti sex but anti sexual autonomy. 'Aces are queer' until we actually are. Even ace support posts keep ending with some expectation or condition that asexuality is #valid as long as asexuals still perform a small quota of sex/sexual activity. I'm so over 'Aces still have sex!' 'Aces are hot' Aces are sexy' 'Aces aren't virgin vanilla prude sexless puritans!' disguised as support.

Like no. Sorry. Until you accept that some asexual people's no is permanent, that some asexual's singleness is permanent, that some asexual's childless-ness is permanent, that some asexuals are the 'no' in little to no sexual attraction and i'd say most importantly, that queer sexlessness isn't a biological, social or moral failing, I don't believe you'll ever genuinely support asexuality. (In reverse, I also feel similar about aromanticism and romance).

Like a lot of u haven't gone beyond 'the a isn't for ally' and it shows. I don't want people to support asexuals just because we're soooo hot or because we write the best smut apparently or because we could have hypothetical sex or because we could do hypothetical kink or because our minds are soooo dirty actually or because we'd do romance reallllyyyy well or because we can still have kids or because asexuals hand out water bottles at the orgy or some shit. I want people to support asexuality because no sexuality is deviant and it's basic human decency.

EDIT: U lot really like this post huh. Well it's blown up again and the point's been lost so let's wrap that up:

'But op, some asexuals DO have sex/I'm an acespec that has sex/I'm a non asexual person what about meeee :(' pt 2, pt 3

'There's asexual studies OP??/Where's the asexual studies OP?'

[epoxyconfetti]

[inkskinned]

please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!